There is nothing more British than fish and chips. Disagree? Well, read this piece by Jay Rayner, explaining how fish and chips have been threatened by mass immigration throughout British history.
There is also nothing more British than beer. And no one makes better beer than the British. If you have ever been foolish to go on holiday to Belgium, you will know what I am talking about.
I also don’t like to read books, listen to music or watch TV.
Which is all rather fortunate. Because, up until today I was going to hold my nose and vote Labour. And then I saw this.
What’s not to like? I will now be voting Ukip.